from Daily Hot Chick
1. Chesticles (or breasticles) - "I tried to look at her eyes, but her chesticles were just out there."
2. Bazongas - "Sorry I'm too tired to go out tonight fellas. I was up late playing the lady's bazongas."
3. Bean Bags - "Excuse me miss, but anyway I could lie down and take a nap on your bean bags?'
4. Gazongas - "I was just out at the beach. Lots of girls out there with their gazongas hanging out."
5. Melons - "This girl at the gym had her melons just stuffed into her sports bra."
6. Man Pillows - "Her man pillows are so big you could probably sleep a family of five on them."
7. Torpedoes- "Man your battle stations... incoming torpedoes."
8. Funbags - "The best part of spring break is the bikinis filled with fun bags."
9. Hoo-Has - "She and her friends have about 50 lbs. of hoo-has between them."
10. The Twins - "She is gonna come over later. Hopefully I will end up baby sitting her twins."
11. Bazookas - "The only reason she is my facebook friend is so I can see pics of her huge bazookas."
12. Tig ol' bitties - "Dem sum tig ol' bitties!"
13. Twin Peaks - "I'd do just about anything to scale those twin peaks."
14. Honkers - "Hey Jennifer Love Hewitt, I love your honkers!"
15. Knockers - "No one would give a shit about Tyra Banks if she didn't have incredible natural knockers."
16. Love Bubbles - "Keely Hazell has some amazing love bubbles."
17. Sweater Puppies - "If I'm lucky, she might let me take her take her sweater puppies for a walk later."
18. Juggs - "I didn't get a good look at her face, I was too busy staring at her Juggs."
19. Fuck Bubbles - "That stripper has some of the biggest fuck bubbles I have ever seen" (would be wise not to use this term with your wife or gf.)
20. Tittays - "Well, helllloooo titttaayyysss!!!!"
21. Fleshy Milk Cartons - "Jessica Simpson is pretty damn annoying, but she does have some amazing fleshy milk cartons."
22. Blouse Muffins - "Salma Hayek has some delicious looking blouse muffins."
23. Bouncing Betties - "I think she puts tape on so her bouncing betties don't give her black eyes."
24. Stress Balls - "I would never complain again if Scarlett Johansson would just let me squeeze her stress balls."
25. Ta-Tas - "She is a nice looking girl, with fantastic fake ta-tas."
26. Shoulder Boulders - "I'd like to grab a handful of those shoulder boulders."
27. Babaloos - "Did you see that? That chick had one of her babaloos hanging out!"
28. Nipple Topped Hand Warmers - I can honestly say I don't think I have ever heard this in a sentence... but still a great synonym for jubblies!
29. Num Nums- "I can't imagine seeing that girl's naked num nums."
30. Headlights - "I wouldn't have stared for so long, but she had her headlight on high beams."
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31. Feed bags- "My girlfriend hates it when I call them feed bags."
32. Spheres of Ecstacy - "She has such huge spheres of ecstacy that they have their own gravitational pull."
